Category: Commentary Slice

Every Japanese Person Alive Is Currently A Walking Glow Stick

glowstick2 The ridiculous amount of fear mongering here in California is getting ridiculous. People are running around like the sky is falling. “OMG my lawn has traces of celsium-137 this morning ! “. They are even finding traces of [insert name of fission material here] in freaking Massachusetts. But no one bothers to say how much of these traces measured up to. Sure they say it’s 1000 times the allowed limits. But how much does it take to liquefy one’s internal organs? Lets say we’re receiving crazy amounts of celsium-137 and it could definitely liquefy your organs, then what does that mean to the citizens of Japan? I know! They are not currently dying by the millions, so that means hey gotta be walking fucking glow sticks! All of them!

If any harmful radiation was reaching our shores, we won’t be the only assholes dying from it. United States is not the only country in the world.

 

Wikileaks

I don’t know about you guys but wouldn’t it be better if Wikileaks actually leaked something that an average American would actually give a shit about? Like the cure for cancer or to the formula to Coca-Cola?

Road Rage Killings

Recently there’s a huge rash of road rage homocides. Homocides in the Bay Area in general are up but road rage is nothing something you hear often. Is it because the media is suddenly covering and labeling them road rage? Homocide is homocide, road rage is just an excuse. Someone better check the alignment of the planets and the moons!